RELAX...

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers! 
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........ 

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. Cool!

This was what he came up with... 

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

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Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.  

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."  

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"  

Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"  

Wife : "Yes or no."  

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"  

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."  

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"  

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"  

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."  

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."  

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."  

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Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."  

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."  

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."  

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"  

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"  

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever  

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."  

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"  

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"